I got kicked off the plane…

The smoke detectors in the bathroom don't work (don't ask me how I know this), and this could allow a fire to start without anyone knowing. This is absolutely unacceptable and just shows the lack of care your airline is known for.

I was flying Fliggity Air from Malaysia and the door was open the whole time. We didn't get sucked out but my bag of pretzels got all over the place. 2 stars.

I have been waiting for them to start the plane so long that I have starved to death. The pretzels just cannot sustain a person for more than 12 days.

My whole existence ceased to exist on their flight. The pilots blamed it on a CTD!

I once received a three bean coffee. It was so strong it kept me awake for all 3 hours of the flight, including the crash.

I used to work for Flighty Air. After 3 days working on the ramp, I am now both blind and sterile. At least now I can't see the lav bucket when cleaning.

I really enjoyed my time in Las Vegas. However I do have some issues with my flight. First it took my pilot over 3 hours sitting at the gate before he even took off. Second, while I really enjoyed our sightseeing flight down the strip the other passengers were screaming and I could hear the pilot laugh over the intercom. Thirdly, upon landing they were taking bets on how hard we would land. All I could say is I can no longer find my tailbone.

The waffles seem to just be the bits scraped off the side of a waffle maker. Kinda tasty though

Recent unclassified reports from the Pentagon confirm the 9/11 hijackers avoided using Fliggity Air stating, "Even we have standards." When reaching out to Fliggity Air for comment, we we're told "We at Fliggity Air appreciate feedback from any potential customers, and are working hard to address any issues.”

The flight was delayed for 2.3 hours while the pilot learned how to turn the plane on. My luggage - read, EVERYTHING I OWN - was jettisoned out over the Bermuda Triangle. I was charged FIVE DOLLARS for a pack that only had three peanuts in it, and they had already the salt LICKED CLEAN OFF OF THEM.

In addition to all of this, I got whiplash when the pilot tried, and failed, to land on the tip of Mount Everest!

I am now penniless (those peanuts cost me the last five dollars I had!), possessionless and broken!

The only compensation I was offered was a 2% off coupon on seat ropes on my next flight!

Do I suggest this airline to anybody with a pulse? Yes. But they're my worst enemies!