The smoke detectors in the bathroom don't work (don't ask me how I know this), and this could allow a fire to start without anyone knowing. This is absolutely unacceptable and just shows the lack of care your airline is known for.

I was flying Fliggity Air from Malaysia and the door was open the whole time. We didn't get sucked out but my bag of pretzels got all over the place. 2 stars.

I have been waiting for them to start the plane so long that I have starved to death. The pretzels just cannot sustain a person for more than 12 days.

My whole existence ceased to exist on their flight. The pilots blamed it on a CTD!

I once received a three bean coffee. It was so strong it kept me awake for all 3 hours of the flight, including the crash.

I used to work for Flighty Air. After 3 days working on the ramp, I am now both blind and sterile. At least now I can't see the lav bucket when cleaning.

I really enjoyed my time in Las Vegas. However I do have some issues with my flight. First it took my pilot over 3 hours sitting at the gate before he even took off. Second, while I really enjoyed our sightseeing flight down the strip the other passengers were screaming and I could hear the pilot laugh over the intercom. Thirdly, upon landing they were taking bets on how hard we would land. All I could say is I can no longer find my tailbone.

The waffles seem to just be the bits scraped off the side of a waffle maker. Kinda tasty though

We sat on the tarmac for hours because the pilot was playing with the switches and knobs in the cockpit and when we finally did get in the air he forgot to turn off the seat belt signs. Myself and many others soiled themselves but at least I got there 4 hours late and missed my connection. The coffee was great. 1 Star.

"Code & Passenger Share Plan

When I checked in at the Delta desk a very nice employee dressed in green teal uniform directed me to Flight FLIG1976. They said that the route is a code share. When I got the the plane, another employee with a rather nice mustache big nose and black glasses told me as part of the new FAA process they must put a large hold on my Gold card in order to fly. I thought I was going to Cancun but ended up at a nice looking sign announcing a new timeshare in beautiful Gary IN. I am now a proud owner of a ""Imperial Suite"" every 57th week of a leap year. Good news it only cost me half of my NBA contract. I am now a Fliggity Air convert for life. Can someone please direct me to where I can pick up my Coke?"

I arrived for my lesson but my normal instructor was out sick. Some guy named Flaggity took me out to practice my patterns. We flew to the Kentucky Derby where he introduced me to his friends. Flaggity then said "Hold my Filgers" as the rest of my lesson was spent on the ground racing in circles and crashing into the stands. I had a blast. I never had so much fun with any other instructor. I highly recommend Flaggity. 5 Stars out of 5!

I never knew what I was missing. What can I say? Who needs to freeze their butts off wearing several layers of clothing. Who needs to wait for the gondola? Fliggity Air is the only airlines that lets you take a plane up and down the ski hills. All the comforts, heater, pretzels and of course Filgers. I could do this all day.

We needed a place to practise and flig delivered. No more complaining neighbors. Every time we need to practise we just book a flight on Fliggity Air. Best of all no one throws our drums into the lake. Three Stars.

They said it couldn't be done. Fliggity Air delivered a perfectly replicated crashed 747 in our studio back lot. It looks like they really crashed the plane.

Other airlines struggle with 1 or 2 flights a day. Fliggity Air regularly flies a dozen or two planes out of the same airport to the same destination at 5 second intervals. With this frequency they're going to dominate the market.

Engine blew on takeoff. We pulled off the runway and a team from "acme engine company" installed a new engine on the spot. The Flight Attendant assured us that they "probably" connected everything okay. Feel like death is a 50-50 proposition.

I just found out from our Flight Attendant that Fliggity Air calls us Self Loading Cargo. This makes me so sad. 3 out of 5 stars

Ne volez pas avec Fliggity Air. Ils sont dangereux. Votre vie est en danger. Ne volez jamais avec Fliggity Air!

*We have no idea what this means but it sounds exotic!

Just my luck first I win the lottery, then I chose to fly Fliggity Air. I should have flown Oceanic Airs.

I just spent a lot of money on a one way ticket and a large insurance policy. Apparently insurance companies consider flying on Fliggity Air an act of god and will not cover my loss of life. I should have flown on Trans Global Airlines.

If you like the scenic route take Fliggity Air. By train it takes under a week to go from Chicago to San Francisco. I have been stuck in the middle of the Mohave Desert on this Fliggity Airlines plane since May 2020.

There seems to be problem with the in-flight entertainment system. I keep hearing the same 5 seconds of a rather limited selection of songs over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over it drives me Bananas.

My AnimeBourbon and Coke came with instructions in Japanese. Undrinkable. One Star.

The Seats On The Plane Are Bad They Are Covered With White Furry Stuff And The White Fury Stuff is Horribly Stained. There Is Jack All Leg Room, The Walls Of The Plane Slant In The Recline Is Broken. No Find Seat Belt Just Some Jute Tied Together. No USB Ports. No Power Ports. No WiFi. No Seat Tray. No Screen. No No Smoking Sign. No Air Vent. Fasten Seat Belt Sign Never Turns Off. Other People Used Both My Armrests. No Place To Put My Gut. I Only Weigh 420 Pounds And My Seat Fell Through The Floor.